Blondes!

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?
A: There have been sightings of UFOs.


Q: What do you call a swimming pool full of blondes?
A: Frosted Flakes.


Q: What do you call a blonde holding a brief case, up a tree?
A: The Branch Manager.


Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?
A: Proof-reading.


Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?
A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.


Q: Why do blondes love lightning?
A: They reckon somebody is taking their photo.


It's with tremendous sadness that I report a local blond girl has lost 95% of her brains....yes, her husband just died.


Q: What's brown, red, black and blue?
A: A Brunette who's been tellin one too many blonde jokes.


NEWSFLASH: Blonde girl fired from Banana plantation for throwing out all the bent ones.


Q: Why couldn't the blonde manage to make Ice-Cubes?
A: She couldn't find the recipe.