How blonde was she??

How blonde was she?? She was soooooooooooooo blonde...

... she sent me a fax with a stamp on it. 
... she thought a quarterback was a refund. 
... she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order 
... she thought Boyz II Men was a day-care center. 
... she thought Eartha Kitt was a set of garden tools. 
... she thought General Motors was in the Army. 
... she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats. 
... she thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday. 
... under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics". 
... she tried to drown a fish. 
... she tripped over a cordless phone. 
... she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it 
said "concentrate".