a T-Shirt I saw on a blonde.

Reminds me of a T-Shirt I saw on a blonde.
Let go of my ears. I know what I'm doing!

Q: How do you know a blonde likes you?
A: She screws you two nights in a row.

Q: How does a blonde moonwalk?
A: She pulls down her panties and slides her ass along the floor!

Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?
A: The rest are hunt'n peckers.